ohhhhh

cheese-dolphins:

carl-zetterberg:

Evolution of the desk.

Is there actually a printer app? I want one. How does it work?

boopboopbi:

"A cup of coffee is how much?!"

Cap3 Working Title:

Captain America: Steve Rogers Vs Inflation

Scott is not your little hero. None of them are. Not when they killed Allison.

7brat:

i am a giant pervert but im a lil girl so its acceptable and no one cares

If you manifest your true self through nature and your normal surroundings, I find that the most eerie. Like when you see birds suddenly start flying in a different direction or when you see moths forming weird shapes, I think that’s the weirdest way to let yourself be known.

Lemme tell you how done I am with my school

monobeartheater:

wowwoohoo:

So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..

send this picture to your teacher they will understand

mtvstyle:

Ashish has the perfect clothes for when you want to support Kimye AND be 1D af

a-history-on-your-breath:

sexydavestrider:

thesassylorax:

urainiumbombs:

metropoliskingdom:

osamhungergames:

ask-mr-makarastrider:

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

cairothelittlemermaid:

psifreezeomega:

buttassassino:

theslackerhero:

Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?

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Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?

Remmeber when they had Mpreg

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remember when they had a gay couple

Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977

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they put squidward in hell

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remember when nickelodeon had spongebob watching porn

Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…

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Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke? 

Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?

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Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.

lets not forget this

That last one holy crap

kerihiltons:

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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what. —Unknown (via clitt)

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

louisnonono:

vegan-queen:

zaynalprobe:

HARRY’S HAIR IS SO ON POINT BRUH THAT BOY CAN PART MY PUSSY LIPS LIKE MOSES PARTED THE RED SEA

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am i the only person in the world not fascinated with this boy?

his hair is literally just greasy…

stop acting like you wouldn’t live in his hair if you got the chance