ohhhhh

the-baeyrie:

isolated-roots:

sombrero91:

chrisanthomum:

abducido:

ALL MEN MUST CUM

"My hole remembers"

Gay porn is funny for this reason alone

I CANNOT

Colby Keller is in this god bless

anchorstiles:

Hey! This is my first fic rec and I will be doing this once a month starting today! I chose my absolute favorites for the first one but I still have a super long list waiting! Enjoy!

Versus - secondstar - Explicit

At age nineteen, Stiles Stilinski was the next big thing, according to The Guardian. It was surreal, not being able to turn on Sky Sports without hearing his name mentioned along with the names of players he grew up idolizing. Stiles couldn’t believe that this was his life.

You can’t dodge Stiles Stilinski - stilinskisparkles - Explicit

“And this is it?” he points at the first girl. “I saw you in first period, you barely bothered to catch any of the balls you were tossed. I’m pretty sure you spent more time on your cell.”

The girl rolls her eyes, and looks completely unashamed of the fact she had her phone out in class. Derek knows Finstock would have stepped on it.

“And you,” he points at the second girl, taller and with eyes that meet Derek’s coolly. “You can’t throw anything worth half a damn. And what are you,” he points at the boy, trying not to look him in the eye, and failing. “A hundred and fifty pounds wet?”

The boy smirks at him, and Derek looks resolutely away. He’s now desperately trying not to picture him wet.

"I can’t work with this.”

Move a Mountain - zainclaw - Explicit

Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.

Gravity’s got nothing on you - zosofi - Explicit

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

Pretty Melody - thepsychicclam - Explicit

Stiles hasn’t seen Derek in six years, so when he shows up at the bar where Stiles works, claiming to be some indie rock star, Stiles can’t believe it. Stiles has even more trouble believing that he and Derek are about to have a one night stand.

Soon one night turns into two and three, and seeing Derek causes old wounds to open for Stiles. As Stiles reconnects with Derek, he finds himself painting things he’s been avoiding, and he thinks maybe he’ll finally start to heal.

Enemy Lines - qhuinn - Explicit

This is the story of werewolf Derek Hale and human Stiles Stilinski: two people who grew up in the same town but completely different worlds, their realities split by the war between men and wolves.

Years later when Derek returns to Beacon Hills, he does it as Alpha of a military pack on a mission to capture those responsible for the region’s resistance. With his main objective, Sheriff Stilinski, out of sight, he settles for the next best thing: his son, Stiles.

Neither of them suspects they’ll need to trust each other if they want to make it out this alive.

Sense of Home - sinyhale - Explicit

Home can be a place, but it can also be a person.

After the events with the Nemeton, Stiles starts suffering the consequences of their sacrifice. A journey he attempts to make on his own, but only becomes worse with every step he takes. In the process he seeks comfort in an unexpected place and it draws him toward an unexpected person.

Illuminated - zainclaw - Teen and Up

"Because I’m falling in love with you and it’s scaring the hell out of me."

Your Majesty - grimm - Explicit

It wasn’t like he was a pro or whatever, but like any teenage boy he’d spent a lot of time jerking off, and there were a lot of people on the internet that liked watching that sort of thing. And while the idea of doing actual porn - like, porn with another person’s dick in his ass porn - kind of made him uncomfortable, jerking off by himself in front of a camera sounded okay. If you’re good at something, never do it for free, right?

Eat, Knot, Love - pandabomb - Explicit

Stiles Stilinski, an omega and teenage nobody, is going into heat very soon.

Alpha Derek Hale takes notice.

No Homo - RemainNameless - Explicit

Stiles’ sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads “str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic”.
Derek is the fool who replies.

Want is a dangerous thing - grimm - Explicit

It was bad enough that Derek was so terrible at meeting people that he had to buy himself a mate, but it was even worse that his mother called a pack meeting about it. Laura was never, ever going to let him live this down.

Dude, Werewolves - mysecretashes - Explicit

Stiles gets partnered with Cora for a history project, and they become bros. Also, he kind of falls in love with her older brother, Derek.

Permanent Fixture - linksofmemories- Explicit

Derek is Scott’s older brother. Stiles is Scott’s best friend. Derek is falling in love with Stiles. This is a bit of a problem.

DILF - twentysomething - Explicit 

"Today is Scott’s first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."

Prince Among Wolves - tylerfucklin - Explicit

Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.

The Company I Keep - secondstar - Explicit

Stiles has a favorite table at the library. Then some asshole comes along and steals it from him.

the lunch table configuration - thepsychicclam - Explicit

When Isaac makes Derek switch lunch tables, the last thing Derek expected was to fall for Stiles.

Professional Misconduct - Habernero - Explicit

Stiles gets a massage. And then some.

Alternatively: in which Stiles’ mouth gets him into trouble, again and again.

Kaleidoscope - Vendelin - Explicit

Stiles spends a year before college working at the all-night coffee shop in town. It’s nice and quiet, until one dark and brooding Derek starts coming in every morning, ordering coffee so strong that it should not be fit for human consumption. Ever. Stiles tries not to be affected by the mystery guy, but it’s not like anything else happens around here, so really, what did you expect? And when he’s already in too deep, he realises he might even be in way over his head…

Every Step You Take - Nokomis - Mature

Stiles accidentally ends up magically bound to Derek. It’s super.

if you asked me if i love him, i’d lie - dereksstilinski - Explicit

Derek has already typed the entire report out and even got all of the stuff prepared for the poster that Stiles and him will have to present. Derek found that he actually didn’t mind doing all the work when it was Stiles he was doing it for, but he wasn’t going to let Stiles get away completely. He was going to get Stiles to come over and help with the poster, so help him god.

Baking my way into your heart - theSilence - Mature

Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new.

Darling it is no joke - thehoyden - Explicit

The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper.

ph4ntasmag0ria:

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

ihopeyoudiexo

choobear:

caraford:

lolitakittenstyles:

don’t forget louis’ reaction

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“i think i found my love.”

that water bottle never stood a chance. that water bottle is louis.

josephinem:

This makes me happy every time I see it

giddytf2:

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Always reblog big kitties with their leetle kitties.

Teen Wolf AU - Allison’s there to cheer her girlfriend on in her first big game. 

halewolfing:

sterek meme

colours

the-lavendermenace:

belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

something-meaningful-here
this is literally the first time I’ve come across another jessa

I’m losing my Power…

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

bizzlewolf:

everything changes

vegan-vulcan:

vegan-nature:

Animals in our oceans die and suffer everyday because of actions we aren’t really even aware of, such as leaving a plastic bag on the sidewalk. Litter can have a very negative consequence on our environment, so lets move away from plastic based products and push to make all packaging for our products 100% Biodegradable.

I didn’t even see the difference at first. I was all “huh that’s a weird looking jellyfish, I wonder what kind that is” This is a really really good ad. Like this is really fucking clever and effective.